Fourteen

Me when my Phone vibrates: '"Please don't be a human. Please please please... Thank God. I've won a billion dollars. "

Thirteen

My aesthetic is watching romcom animes at 2 in the morning.

Twelve

For every selfie that I post, there are 5 that didn't make the cut. Funnily, it's usually the very first selfie that I'm somehow satisfied with.
Go figure.

Eleven

Nothing compares to the joy of downloading new fonts.

Ten

I've just found out that Kendall and Kylie Jenner aren't twins.

How have I never googled this?

Nine

The other day, I asked this girl if she had deodorant.
She asked my why in this really condescending tone.

I don't understand her question. Do people use deodorant for something else than the obvious?

/from my drafts/

Eight

I swear to God, if people start Game of Thrones themed MUNs, I'll be both furious and intrigued.
I'll want to go and watch this happen but will also detest the whole idea of it.

(Never been a delegate in an MUN but have second hand knowledge of it. Unfortunately, the ones I've seen were a little stupid. [Do not want to elaborate])

Seven

For someone who says I have a great thirst for knowledge, I sure don't do a lot of drinking.

Six

Just another 7 hours until I'm 20 years old. I'm spending these last hours as a teenager doing what I do best.
Procrastinating.
Also, GoT episode 2 was awesome.

Five

Dear People who get pissed when I don't add them on Facebook,



You aren't missing anything. All I do is share a bunch of posts and memes. The last time I was online on the chat was probably during the civil war. (Exaggerating.... Of course...)

Four

Why do all cab drivers have a playlist of songs that I dislike?
Are you guys a part of my hate association?

Now I've got an earworm.

Why this Kolaveri di?
Dang it!

Update: Now he's playing that Katrina Kaif song...   Sheila something.

... Oh god. Honey Singh.
Absolutely horrified

But on the plus side, this cab has WiFi so it's all good.

Three

Please don't see me as an obnoxious person
when I speak in English. I usually speak in Telugu because people are  slightly on edge when they hear me speaking English.
But like you revert to the language that comes freely to you- Hindi, Telugu, etc., I find it easier to speak in English.
That does not mean I'm trying to dominate you or make you feel inferior. It's just what feels the most natural to me.

Two

I occasionally look at my friend requests on Facebook. But more times than few, I just click the button to get rid of the notifications.
On the off chance that I do look at the requests, I get really confused about who they are. We might have a bunch of mutuals but I don't really KNOW them.
Sometimes, I'll try to figure out who the person is, try to find out if I know them from college. If I recognize them, I'll try to go back and add them. Other times, I might have recognized them but don't add them cause I don't actually knoow them.
But then there are people who try to add me and then when I don't add them back they get very offended and give me stink eye whenever they see me.

Just putting this out there:
If you want me to accept your request and you're pretty sure that I know you and talk to you, DEAR GOD, just ask me in person.

phew.


P.S. - Being childhood friends with my friend's sister's uncle's niece and trying to add me is a no-no.

One

I went to take a bathroom break three hours ago. I somehow stumbled into my study room just now and remembered I was actually supposed to be studying. I am a master of procrastination.